Greetings! Here's a duck. It's for Dungeon Crawl Classics.
A Duck Soldier class for the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG, created in honor of a farmer's duck that not only survived but also helped defeat the final enemy in the funnel adventure, before the characters ascended to mighty Level 1 heroes (the funnel was Nebin Pendlebrook's Perilous Pantry , and I cannot recommend the adventure enough, go out and buy it right now)! Also inspired by the wonderful Suikoden series of JRPGs, which I have spent many a sativa-fueled night playing with my very friend who played the farmer - and the duck - in the funnel. You go, Sgt. Joe! Duck Clan Soldier You are a progeny of the legendary Duck Clan of humanoid waterfowl, which also includes the sorcerous Swan Clan and the barbaric and belligerent Geese Clan. The Duck Clan soldiers are stalwart defenders, excellent guards and shrewd tacticians and are among most renowned and respected of mercenaries. Their sonorous quacks have been known to rally an entire army in disarray and instill both courage in...